英语幽默小故事
I
Have
His
Ear
in
My
Ivan
came
home
with
a
bloody
nose
and
his
mother
asked,
"What
happened?
"
"A
kid
bit
me,"
replied
Ivan.
"Would
you
recognize
him
if
you
saw
him
again?"
asked
his
mother.
"I'd
know
him
any
where,"
said
Ivan.
"I
have
his
ear
in
my
pocket."
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,
“
发生了什么事?
”
“
一个男孩咬了我一口,
”
伊凡说。
“
再见到他你能认出来吗?
”
妈妈问。
“
他走到哪里我都能认出他,
”
伊凡说。
“
他的耳朵还在我
衣兜里呢?
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
Little
Robert
asked
his
mother
for
two
cents.
"What
did
you
do
with
the
mon
ey
I
gave
you
yesterday?"
"I
gave
it
to
a
poor
old
woman,"
he
answered."You'
re
a
good
boy,"
said
the
mother
proudly.
"Here
are
two
cents
more.
But
why
are
you
so
interested
in
the
old
woman?"
"She
is
the
one
who
sells
the
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